THOMA67'S GUIDE TO MOUNTAIN BIKING

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Two-Wheeled Thrills. First things first, you gotta have the proper machine. We're talking about a monster of titanium that can handle everything Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the gear, gotta have the head-hugger, impact absorbers, and han